Leveled up in Farmville or Mafia Wars? Tell your friends…the permanent way.

Tired of your friends blocking your minute-by-minute Farmville and Mafia Wars updates? Do you feel your friends just aren’t getting the importance of your recent leveling up? Do you feel slighted that all your green sheep and drug shipment gifts are being ignored by your ingrate friends?

Share your successes and gifts with them all—whether they like it or not.

At Facebook Gamers Advanced Promotion Services, we specialize in promoting every single one of your Farmville and Mafia Wars achievement. Our method is simple: we’ll personally share your achievements with your friends—at home, at work, in the bathroom, during sex, and anywhere else they think they’re safe. Whether you’ve just become a Level 24 Farmer or a Master Enforcer, whether you’ve just planted a new crop of soy beans or taken out a rival mafia crew, whether you want to give the gift of a lima-bean-producing cow or a Christmas-themed Tommy Gun, Facebook Gamers Advanced Promotion Services will spread the word. Everywhere and to everyone.

Here’s how it works:

1. A dedicated team of Intrusive Promotion Specialists (IPS) will stalk each and every one of your friends.
2. When you have a Farmville or Mafia Wars announcement, they’ll go right up to your friends and share it. (*For a small additional cost, our specialists will use a bullhorn, a marching band, or a pyrotechnics show to really get their attention.)
3. When you have a Farmville or Mafia Wars gift to give, our team will make sure they accept it—even if it means literally dropping a Magic Donkey or a Tiger Tank at a friend’s door.

And it doesn’t stop there! To ensure your friends know how important and relevant your updates are, our IPS units will follow your friends around and repeat your announcements as often and as loudly as necessary throughout the day. In addition, a non-stop stream of unblockable e-mail and phone updates will be sent straight to their home, work, and emergency e-mails and phone numbers.

Just imagine! All your friends knowing about each and every one of your updates, no matter where they are or how hard they try to block you!

• Did your friend jump in the shower? Well, they can’t very well block an IPS team bursting into the bathroom to holler that you’re now a Master Thief, can they?
• Did your friend leave the country in the hopes of getting away from you? Our International IPS Division operates in every country and territory—even the ones you don’t know about!
• Did your friend put out a restraining order against you? No problem! Specialized Blimp IPS units will hover safely and legally above your friend’s home, workplace, and psychiatrist’s office, announcing that you’ve just harvested your newest batch of green beans!
• Has your friend flipped out and decided to kill you once and for all? Piece of cake! For an additional fee, our Postmortem IPS units will continue to remind your friend that you died a Skilled Underboss months after your untimely death!

Facebook Gamers Advanced Promotion Services is ready to take your gaming and your announcements to the next level. Call today, and start telling your friends about every single one of your Farmville and Mafia Wars achievements—permanently!

Facebook Gamers Advanced Promotion Services – Promoting your gaming achievements and not the fact that you don’t have a life