You’ve got a blockbuster to film. You’ve got studio executives breathing down your neck demanding a moneymaker. You’ve got an all-star cast and an army of CGI special effects wizards. You’re ready to produce the next 2012.
And then, the unimaginable happens: your characters start to manifest complexity, depth, and even plausibility, threatening to steal the show from your $200 billion worth of special effects!
When pesky character development and believable plot elements threaten your CGI-bloated masterpiece, Roland Emmerich’s Plot Thinner will help you get back on track! Simply apply three drops, and watch as all your characters become two-dimensional caricatures, and all your plot elements become trite and predictable! Using a patented formula guaranteed to defy believability and common sense, Roland Emmerich’s Plot Thinner is proven to get results! Again (Indepedence Day), and again (The Day After Tomorrow), and again (2012)! Amazing!
Don’t let unimportant character development or plausibility get in the way of your special-effects-laden blockbuster! Use Roland Emmerich’s Plot Thinner today!
Roland Emmerich’s Plot Thinner, from the makers of Uwe Boll’s Who Needs Talent to Direct a Film? Patches, now available in cheweables.
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