Want to make your iPhone reliable? There's (not) an app for that!

Say you’re on your iPhone talking to a potential employer about an interview, the call drops for the sixth time, and you want to tear your hair out. There’s an app for that! Say you call back the employer and want to grovel shamelessly at their feet for them to give you the interview despite your crappy phone. There’s an app for that! Say the employer finally calls back, but your iPhone missed the call, sent it straight to voicemail, they give up on you because your phone is so unreliable, and you want to smash your iPhone on the floor into 10,402,492 pieces. There’s an app for that! There’s an app for just about anything (except actually making the iPhone a marginally reliable phone).

The iPhone: 401,593,092 dropped calls, and counting.