Saturday, March 6, 2010

The perfect gift for the text-driver in your life

What do you give to that special person in your life who text messages while driving? How do you tell them that you love them…but, for the sake of all that is holy, please stop texting while driving because it’s been proven to be worse than drunk driving and endangers not only you but everyone else on the road with you, so please use some %)@($@ common sense?

Give that special someone the gift of Common Sense.

Common Sense makes the perfect gift for the text-driver. Show them you care by giving them the gift of basic reasoning, so that they can plainly understand for themselves that driving on busy roads while keeping their eyes and attention on a little handheld gadget is inherently dangerous and stupid. Our Common Sense is artfully sculpted by Rational artisans and features an elegant “Well Duh” design that’ll make your special someone see the light at last.

Don’t wait until your loved one plows into a truck full of explosives because he was too busy texting, “ROFLMAO, OMG I gotta tell Kat 2nite!” Give them the gift of Common Sense today.

And coming soon in time for the holidays, A Good Smack to the Head, for the text-driver in your life who just won’t listen.

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